Welcome to Defective Aardvark.com.  Chances are, you won't find much in the way of content for this site, because all I really use it for is to play around with design ideas.  There are a few things available to you though, such as some useful programs that I have written, and an occasional bit of humor.  Don't expect there to be sweeping changes to the site on a regular basis though, as I mostly just work on it in my spare time, and even then only when I feel like it.